tutorino laboratories presents...
The Chest ProfessorTM - the only shirt in the world that teaches you Italian.
You're smarter than you think and definitely have the brain power to learn Italian. All you lack is time and energy, what with work, school, family, social life, blah blah blah. The Chest ProfessorTM gets around this. Take a look...
Get it? To someone facing you the expressions look upside down. But to you looking down as you wear the shirt they look perfectly right side up. All the most useful greetings and salutations...
You don't need any extra time because your lessons are right there in front of you wherever you go. And because you're learning in small manageable doses - a phrase here, a phrase there - you don't need much energy either.
To learn a phrase just navel gaze!
You learn the best when you learn from your chest - The Chest ProfessorTM!
100% cotton, printed in Kensington Market, 3 sizes (S, M, L), unisex - and just $25 including tax and shipping.
The Chest ProfessorTM - 100% too-busy-proof. (Beer bellies not included.)